Officer "Shock-Headed" Peter Cheney

Top 10 might be my favorite thing Alan Moore has written since Watchmen. The stories are great, but it's the characters in this book that do it for me every time. Take this guy, for instance. Just some shit-kicking fundie Okie slob who's racist against robots and, oh yeah, happens to be a human power plant. And he wears his goddamn badge as a bling ring on his middle finger because fuck you.

Plus he looks like my cousin Jeb. I'm not even shitting you. I have a cousin named Jeb who looks pretty much exactly like this.

Except, y'know, without all the electricity and stuff. Obviously.